Bill Clinton for Taoiseach.

Bill Clinton TD: Why don't you call 'round to my clinic sometime, honey?

Bill Clinton TD: Why don't you call 'round to my clinic sometime, honey?

 Here’s the thing: We’ve a byelection coming up soon in Dublin South, and we’re not exactly overwhelmed with the calibre of candidates we have to lead the country, never mind run in the byelection. Why not get some country’s second-hand leader? Still be better then almost everything on offer here. Take Bill, for example. We’d be paying him more then he got as president, he’s smart, middle of the road, and as for the intern thing, let’s be honest: There’d probably be a queue.

We’ve no problem bringing in foriegn surgeons. We even brought in a former Boston Police Commissioner to run the Garda Inspectorate. Why not bring in someone really talented to run the country?