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Physicist unveils “Harbinger’s Moose with a Grenade” theory to rival “Schrodinger’s Cat”

Posted by Jason O on Dec 9, 2011 in Not quite serious.

Harbinger's Moose: If only he'd shut the f**k up.

Harbinger's Moose: If only he'd shut the f**k up.

Harvard physicist Edward Harbinger has unveiled a new theory to challenge the famous “Schrodinger’s Cat” hypothesis, by placing a moose with a grenade into a sealed steel box, and questioning whether the moose was both alive and dead at the same time. The inital test of the theory was marred by a constant inane running commentary by the moose pointing out, amongst other things,  that “it’s very dark in here”,  “I’ve dropped the grenade, wait, no, here it is.” and “What’s that smell? It smells like someone is cooking soap. Wait, I think I’ve gotten some dust in my eye. No, it’s ok. Where’s my jacket? Have you got my jacket out there? Did I leave it at home?” 

Harbinger has pledged to repeat the experiment with a less mouthy moose.

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