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An Occasional Guide to Irish Politics: The legislator who does not like legislating.

Sure, this isn’t fair at all. Didn’t he do his bit in three county finals and two All-Irelands, and now here he is in Dail Eireann and fellas are asking him about abortion and laws and the like? What’s it got to do with him?

He was sent by the good people of the parish to get St. Handout’s grounds better drained, an extension for the Old Folk’s Home in Ballygrasping, and to get them fancy Dublin lads off the backs of the ordinary people going on about feces in the drinking water and other high falutin’ notions.

Now they’re asking him about laws about what now? Ladies private parts and what goes on it them? Sure what business is that of his, he said on the local radio, until Father Jude rang him up and told him that it is very much the state’s business what goes on in there and had he been reading dirty foreign muck like The Irish Times and Supreme Court judgements? So, you want me to vote for legislation, then, he asks, and your man in the collar goes ballistic telling him on no account should he darken the door of  Our Lady of Perpetual Curtain Twitching if he does.

He’s completely confused. There should be some sort of special body set up to look at legislation, debate and vote on it,  and stop troubling ordinary Dail Deputies like himself. Sure hasn’t he enough to be doing? There’s that poor woman in Feckerstown whose son keeps getting harassed by the guards just because they keep finding him, by pure coincidence, in the driving seat of stolen cars. Or that man in Goonyaboya who the county council are discriminating against because he keeps putting dead cattle out with the bins for collection. He’s more important things to be worrying about.

1 Comment

Brendan
Nov 20, 2012 at 2:33 pm

http://thethirstygargoyle.blogspot.ie/2012/11/paper-doesnt-refuse-ink-as-my-dad-says.html Have a read of this post if you get a chance, pointing out how little we actually know for sure about the Savita case, and how poorly the Irish Times are doing their job.


 

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