Bill Clinton demoted from “Coolest President” to “White Guy Who Liked Boobs.”

Hello darlin' A spokesperson for President Clinton has expressed disappointment on the changing of his public status. During the Bush administration, President Clinton was lauded as the cool, saxaphone playing lovable rogue ex-president who knew how to run the economy properly and not get bogged down in dumb invasions.

However, since the swearing in of President Obama, the former president has now been reclassified as “Just another  white guy” and “That guy who liked plump skirt.”

The office of the former president has lodged a formal objection with the US Secret Service after his codename was changed from “Silver Fox” to “Grabby”.

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