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BP “just making shit up” says Obama in response to latest oil spill attempt.

Posted by Jason O on Jun 4, 2010 in Not quite serious. |

Obama: Threatened to "open a whole fresh can of whup ass" on BP executives.

Obama: Threatened to "open a whole fresh can of whup ass" on BP executives.

President Obama has accused BP of  “Throwing any old thing on the table” in response to the Gulf of Mexico oil leak after the company suggested “some sort of giant sucking machine that could suck all the oil out from the other side of the world” in a new proposal to the White House this morning.

The visibly angry President warned that he would start putting BP officials in jail after another BP official suggested that it might be more productive to start working on a time machine to go back in time to before the rig was built, and stop it. The fact that the official had brought a copy of the pilot episode of “Quantum Leap” because he thought “it might help” apparently caused Vice President Biden to tell the BP officials to “take that ******* DVD and ******* shove it up your ******* ***.”  

BP has apparently decided not to unveil its latest plan to build a device possible of summoning a Godzilla type creature on the off chance that he might exist.    

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