Sources close to the coalition leadership have suggested that the leaders of the coalition parties have agreed to let each other “Have a go” on their respective wives in the near future. “It’s no secret that both David and Nick have formed a solid relationship, even friendship, since the formation of the government. Apparently, over a quiet beer at the end of the day, Nick admitted that he quite fancied Samantha Cameron, whom he felt “has a bit of a naughty schoolgirl thing going on” and David admitted that he found Miriam Clegg a bit of a “spicy latino hottie”. Both men have agreed to broach the subject with their wives. The possibility of a bit of a “drunken fumble after a couples’ dinner and a couple of bottles of Wolf Blass, on a warm summer’s Saturday night” is now clearly on the agenda, say sources.