Daleks endorse David Milliband.

The Dalek Empire has endorsed David Milliband for the leadership of the British Labour Party. A Dalek spokesperson said: “We were standing around shouting “exterminate” at each other for a few hours when one of us asked who we were endorsing. It’s not common knowledge but we are an affiliated part of New Labour, indeed John Reid poll tested the idea of deploying us into sink estates to deal with anti-social yobbos. Polled quite well, actually, except that some people thought we might add to the traffic congestion. Anyway, we are endorsing David Milliband. We quite like the idea of a creature bred in a political laboratory mouthing empty slogans continuously being in charge of everything. It works for us.”

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