Fox News: 296 million people refuse to turn up to Obama Inauguration.

Achtung! Here is our news!Fair and balanced newschannel Fox News has reported that the Obama administration has suffered its first major reversal after only four million people turned up at the incoming president’s inauguration.

” A collection of leftists, homosexuals, bookreaders and “fancy” people who use cutlery when eating turned up.” a Fox News reporter said from under a huge mass of gleaming blonde hair. She then interrupted her report┬áto announce that she had spotted a potential husband, and legged it.

Fox also reported that many “real” Americans spent the day doing real American things as opposed to supporting the new commander in chief. This included, shootin’, huntin’ and looking funny at dark skinned people.

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