On top of economic crisis and weather disruption, new jeans make Ireland’s bum look fat.

As if global humiliation and heavy snowfall disrupting transport networks aren’t enough, Ireland encountered further disappointment today when, on catching its reflection in a shop window, it felt that its bum looked much fatter in new jeans that it had bought itself to cheer itself up then they had in the shop.

The small European country spent the evening in, eating a tub of ice cream, a whole box of Cadbury’s Chocolate Fingers and watching Sex and the City 2 on DVD whilst feeling sorry for itself.

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