Taxi driver formally launches sentimental backlash over end of PDs.

City centre to Crumlin? That'll be four million Euro please, love.

Collecting a fare from the airport to Clontarf at 2:53pm last Friday, Taxi driver Joe Murphy announced that it was now the considered opinion of the Irish people that a party like the Progressive Democrats was badly needed by the country, and that “that Michael McDowell, now, you knew where you stood, and he didn’t take any nonsense, oh no!”

He then proceeded to share his opinions on the vagaries of pigeon racing, Portsmouth Football Club and the race for cold nuclear fusion, pointing out that he knew a fella in Leixlip who had solved the problem, but the ESB were hushing it up.  

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