The shocking lack of self awareness amongst Oompa Lumpas in Dundrum Shopping Centre.

Oompa lumpa perma tan you, i went to Alex too!Aside from being possibly one of the more unusual post titles of the year, I’d like to draw readers attention to a phenomenon I witnessed in Dundrum Shopping Centre. Clusters of orange schoolgirls. I know, there’s nothing new about that, but what struck me was that when they stood beside other non-orange people it was so absolutely jarring that I wondered, are they aware of it? Do they comment on the non-orangeness of others, or is there just a conspiracy amongst them not to mention it.

Or will there be an Emperor’s New Clothes when one suddenly goes “F**king hell, we’re all orange!”

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