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Voldemort attacks Lib Dems, PR.

Posted by Jason O on May 5, 2010 in British Politics, Not quite serious. |

Dave's all right: Voldemort

Dave's all right: Voldemort

Dark Wizard Voldemort has come out in favour of the Tories, and launched a vicious attack on Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg. “Let us be clear!” You-Know-Who told the Daily Mail “A vote for the Liberal Democrats is a vote for half-bloods and giving muggles parliamentary representation. If Clegg gets in, all sorts of riff raff and rabble will have their votes counted. At least David Cameron knows that first past the post ensures that only the proper sort of person gets their vote counted.” The Dark Wizard, a member of the Bullingdon Club with the Tory leader, admitted that he always knew that Cameron would rise to power. “Ever since he sacrificed that goat to the dark god Baal, and danced in its spurting blood  chanting demonic incantations. Boris tried it too, but slipped on a goat spleen and cracked his bonce off a bidet. Didn’t get that goat spleen stain out of his jacket either.” 


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